SAM HAS TALKING WORM-BRAIN DISEASE!

"IF YOU HAVE TO GO TAKE A S**T, DO IT AT A REST STOP, AND NOOOOTTTTTTT ON THE BUS!"

Gamble Rodgers.... Washington DC... Sarah... Ari.... Mr. Downs... wow...!

Anywhoooooo;;
I just want to play this out for you...
JAKE: In hospital, got run over by car.
WREN: His abnormally hot British boyfriend, who is legally BANNED from the hospital
SAM: A strange gay guy who sleeps with used pants (Who is NOT very bright..)
EVAN: Muscular gay guy who's, "together," with Sam... who is the most SANE of the FF

(FF= Sam's name for the group of four gay guys... do the math.)

So anywayss...

SAM: *says something really stupid*
WREN: Sam... you know I think you have a disease...
SAM: Oh really?! W-What disease?!?!
WREN: Well, it's this disease where a little worm crawls up into your BRAIN, and makes you say stupid things..
SAM: OH MY GOSH! IS THERE A CURE?!?
WREN: Yes... you have to stand there, and let us all take turns SLAPPING oyu upside the face, until the WORM comes out..
SAM: Oh... okay.. I'm ready
*silence*
SAM: Well... are you guys gonna hit me or not?!
EVAN: Sam... honey... I think Wren's playing a joke on you..
SAM: Really....? I don't have a disease?!
EVAN: No..
SAM: Oh... that's not very nice!!
WREN: Bloody idiot...

JAKE: *e-mailing Sarah about the whole thing... typed by Evan, because he can barely MOVE (hence the getting ran over by a CAR thing!)*

BWAHAHAH:D